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[Tue 3 Nov / 9:34pm] |
It's nights like Halloween that make me glad I'm not a Hitwizard. Makes my job look like a walk in the park compared to spending all night getting in complaints of kids setting cats on fire. Then there's the really fun ones of reports of people trying to preform dark magic rituals, when really it's just a group of harmless muggle devil worshippers. What happened to the days of TPing houses? The Hogwarts feasts were great and all, but if I had been home during Halloween I think I'd have been out there throwing toilet paper over houses and trees with the best of them. Godric knows I didn't need an excuse to throw eggs at windows in the middle of the night over the summers. Of course, this was all back when I was still young and immature -- I don't do that now. A few beers with some mates is a lot more fun.
Except when there are no ladies in revealing costumes. What the hell is the point of Halloween if there's nobody flashing their voluptuous cleavage?
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summer move forward and stitch me the fabric of fall ; wrap life in the brilliance of death to humble us all ; how sweet is the day ; i'm craving a darkness ; as i sit tucked away with my back to the wall